Bored. Again

Well, it's a typical Monday. I'm bored.

Weekend was OK. Had mum over on Friday night - had a fight with dad and had to do the big drama thing and walk out the house. Obviously they're OK now. Thank god she phoned me with a warning as I was just about to invite someone over to scratch an itch!

Saturday went into town and spent too much money and went for mega lunch with mum and Kacey. Had chicken and bacon pasta and garlic bread. Saturday night lay on couch with hot chocolate. All very uneventful.

Yesterday I went to Asda and Toys R Us with Karen and Kacey. It was fun.

Then my friend M came over and totally ruined my good mood. The first thing she said on arrival at my door was "what ARE you wearing? It's awful. Worst thing I've ever seen you wear". Then she just had a rant all night about everything. I was so glad she visited. As if Sunday's aren't bad enough.

Anyway, going for lezzer lunch with K and H on Saturday. H and I aren't actual lezzers but K is so we're going along with it. We're all making a treat for afterwards. I'm making tablet. K's making empire biscuits.

I hope she doesn't try to kiss me at the bus stop.

Traumatised

You'll never guess what I did last night (this is a Louise story). I was taking my rubbish out when I noticed that my kithen bin was a bit stinky so I decided to give it a wee clean. Being the domestic goddess that I am (or not as it turned out). So in went the bleach, I filled up my basin with water and into the bin it went - ONLY TO COME POURING OUT THE BOTTOM!!!! It was everywhere! All over my floor! I ran into the room and climbed up the ladder to get some towels down and ended up falling off - onto my bed thankfully. The bin has holes in the bottom - their purpose - to let air in to stop the bin getting stinky - clearly that doesn't work or I wouldn't have been cleaning it in the first place! I was soaking wet. Trousers rolled up to knees, sporting pink totes toasties, which are now ruined might I add, as are the trousers I think. Obviously after all that pulava I needed a glass of wine and a fag!!!!

Weekend one - unsuccessful

Well I spent my first weekend in my flat - alone! Not amused.

Went to a birthday party on Saturday and got introduced to this guy - someone had it in their head that they would try to set me up with him - so he turns to me and says "sorry, but I actually have a girlfried". I wanted the ground to open up and swallow me. I let him buy me a drink then left. Twatter.

Having my first party this weekend...woohoo!

I'm hoping we McKrusty comes. Come on McKrusty!

Sh*g pad

Hey y'all!

Well that's me moved into my new place - loving it! I love a lot eh.

Honestly though, it really is a little palace. It's just so pretty. I've done 3 washings so far with much success. I think I'll need to use more softener the next time mind.

What else. Oh yes, McKrusty's a wee munter - I sent her a pic of my new room - she put it on her blog! Wee freak!

I'm going to blog a pic of my fire place but I'm allowed.

Feeling sick after just eating an entire tub of carrot and coriander soup. Low fat stuff so it was basically water with carrot bits and orange colouring. Bland bland bland. I'll chew on a stick the next time someone offers it to me.

OH, I was doing some work for boss today. Gave it to him to check and when I got it back there was a red circle around the word "PUBIC" - I meant to type "pubLic". I nearly died. Humiliation to the highest degree.

Anyway, best get on with some work. I want it to be 5.3pm. It's only 2pm. Pants