Buggers

Why are men such buggers? Why is that?

Why is it that I've done NOTHING wrong yet I feel so crap? Why is that?

WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY? EH

Feel sick

I've just broken off my relationship. I feel soooooooo sick. It's for the best though.

God, I hope I get all my stuff back! I have a leather jacket, a dress, jewellery and boots and pj's in his flat!!!! He bought me the dress - will he keep it?!?!?!?!?!

Bugger

Xmas has started!

Made a start on my christmas shopping at lunch time. Got me mammy vouchers and got a lovely box of christmas cards. Just need to get daddykins, sister, brother, neice, god daughter, man in my life, secret santa, Miss Kelly and grannies. Sorted.

For once in my life I'll have my December wage all to myself!!!! Woohoo!

Lunch was very disappointing. I'm back on diet for chrimbo parties. Tried on my jeans last night and they felt a bit tight! I've been told I have nothing to worry about because they're a size 8 but I like(d) being a size 8! Hmpf - FEEDERS!

Sleepy head

Morning!

My god I'm so tired this morning. Went to see Borat last night - sick, but you've just got to laugh! I almost choked on my cashews.

So didn't get home until nearly midnight then Ryan insisted on watching Phoenix Nights while I was trying to get to sleep. All he did was laugh so you can imagine the RAGE! THEN he had the cheek to ask me to turn the light out when I got up to get ready this morning! Men are s*lfish barstwards. Musn't complain too much though, he did go get Scarlet a new heart and fit it yesterday. Welcome Back Scarlet! It's so good to have her back. I took her to the garage and treated her to de-icer, a high heel air freshner and stuff to make her shiny. She's getting a makeover.

Is that the time?! Best crack on with some work!

Gomy Eye

Not sure if this is the correct spelling of gomy.

Trying out these new continuos 30 day wear contacts and one is sitting funny in my eye. I'm blinking for Britain. I wonder if there's a world record for blinking - I could give it a run for its money.

So went to Newcastle at the weekend with Ryan. It was fun. Absolutely flew in though!

We stayed in Whitley Bay so I got to see the seaside - no donkey rides or pokey hats though. Must go back in the summer.

McKrusty has women troubles today. She's very much in pain. She should go on the pill, it's the only thing that stops mine.

Ill

I went to watch the Celtic v Man U game last night.....had one too many celebratory tipples. Ryan's friend and his girlfriend came along. Ended up a really good night.

Ryan and his mate are Mr. Flash the Cash. The both insisted on buying champers - Laurent Perrier Rose - mmmmmmmm. But then they insisted on making cocktails with it - Vodka, Champagne and Red Bull - needless to say I don't remember getting home. Woke up at 9 this morning in Renfrew. Wasn't amused. Had to phone the boss and ask for a half day.

Then to make matters worse I had to go to the docs for a lucy examination. Was sore. Lucy's in agony.

The Rage

Went to the doctors this morning to get to the bottom of what's wrong with Lucy. My appointment card read 21 Nov at 9.15am, their computer read 22 Nov at 12noon. I understand mistakes can be made but to make matters worse I had to sit in the waiting room for 20 minutes unaware that I wasn't going to be seen then the doc takes me into the room to say there had been a mistake. WHY couldn't the receptionist tell me that when I first got there?!?!?!?

RAGE

Seek

I feel vury vury vury seek again today.

Was seek yesterday too.

I'm in a strange place right now.

So alone

I'm all aloooooonnneeeee, with no one to call my friend.
What am I to do, when my day won't seem to end.

No one to email, my inbox is feeling neglected.
I long for the day when my own box will be selected.

I'm all allllooooooonnnneee

Bored

I'm sooooooooo tired. Ryan got home last night but not until 1.20 in the morn - I waited up! Then didn't get to sleep until well after 2. Feel a bit seek.

McKrusty's very quiet again.

The long wait....

Ryan might not be getting off until very late tonight. Not amused.

Shaved my legs and did tan last night too.

New Doo

I have a new hairdo. It's slightly darker than normal and I had to get a "mullet" style doo because I burnt a bit of my hair with the hair dryer and I looked like I had a feather coming out the back of my head. Now it's FUNKY

Kirsty told someone about lucy being poorly. She's evil. She's not my friend.

Confused

What do I do about "nasties"?

Do I confront R right away or do I wait on results? I really hate men. Really I do.

Lucy

Went to the docs about Lucy this morning. Nothing's very clear at the mo. Doc wants to test me for any "nasties". I'm really not amused.

Scrumdiddlyumptious

Just polished off a roll with lorne sausage, perfectly cooked onion and tomato sauce. I'm in food heaven. Although it has made me a bit tired.

McKrusty's wee Dave was attacked yesterday. The world is going to pot.

Bored

McKrusty isn't much fun this afternoon, she's gone all quiet. Maybe she's licking the winkie again. She'll end up with lock jaw that girl.

Today's my brother's birthday. I got him the new Paul Weller album and Clinique face stuff. Hope he likes it.

Pretteeee

This is my pretty new mousse mat.

Naughty

McKrusty's been bad again. She keeps licking the winkie! Her tongue will fall off.

Lucy

Lucy isn't well again today. I've tried to make her better but ended up making myself seek.

I'm treating us to a roll and sausage with onion and tomato sauce. Heaven.

Penguin Effect

Right, not amused. Went to the shops to purchase a pair of black skinny jeans. Went into River Island and found a pair which "looked" really nice so off I went to the changing rooms, all excited about making a purchase in about 10 minutes time. THEN they went on. I'm wearing a black v neck jumper with a white t-shirt underneath so I looked more like a penguin than the cool hip chick. Even chicks would look better in them.

Hmpf

Smeeelllll

I really really really wish people would stop wearing hubba hubba aftershave. It's doing funny things to me.

I need to p again. Not amused with the number of times in a day I'm p'ing. Really, I'm p'ing for britain. Not fair, wee lucy really can't handle it, but it is for her own good.

Blog Police

Fellow bloggers, I feel it is your right to know that we are being policed. Yes, I can confirm that Kirsty McCrusty is in fact The Blog Police. I strongly advise that you keep your blogs up to date or she will go on and on and on and on and on until you do. Hence why I'm doing this!

Oh, and my lucy is on the road to recovery.

Oh, and Kirsty put her lips around a winky.

I AM HERE!

No way, Kirsty was expecting carnaige in London. I'd like to say for the record that I am NOT a violent person. That wee munter from Renfrew seems to think I'm this mad burd fae Maryhill. I wouldn't hurt a fly me.

So bored. If Kirsty would let me in her flat I would suggest drinking apple bacardi. As well as being a mad burd fae maryhill, she also has me down as this bull in a china shop, lamp smashing, lasagne over wall sort of person. Am gutted.

Wee munter.